Hello again

Well since my life is basically at the point where it's nothing interesting happens and if I disappeared for like a day and appeared the next nothing would matter I have decided I will have to entertain you all with:

Stupid songs I have written which make no sense and were purely made out of boredom and randomness deep within my brain.

IT IS CALLED:

Top 3 stupid songs!!
Before I begin I want to say: Please do not judge me..my boredom comes with a price. And this is it.

In at number 3:

The river came:

The river was splashing around

Jumped over the barrier and hit the ground

then it rushed to the little boys feet

and that day the boy and the river finally meet!

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

Then the river reached his knee

And everybody could see

That

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

Then the river reached his waist

he decided there was no time to waste

so he climbed up a tree

so he could see

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

Then the river reached his chest

He was getting so wet

now he regrets

the day he and the river met

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

The river came, the river came,

everybody say the river came

And now the river was above his head

by now the little boy was dead

and there he was stuck up a tree

everybody could see

The river came, the river came,

and the little boy died

The river came, the river came,

and the little boy cried

The river came, the river came,

and the little boy died

So next time you ask for the river to come

be careful because then your life may be done

That was Misha with The river came. Now Misha what inspired you to write that song?
Misha: Well my brother always says to me "I'll cry until the river comes" everytime I "bully" him.

Presenter: Very nice. No moving on, number 2 in the charts by Misha is....SMARTIE SONG!!
Take it away Misha!

Smartie Song

I'm a smartie,

not an eating smartie,

don't eat me,

I'm not an eating smartie

if I was an eating smartie I'd be purple

because I like purple

I'm a smartie like a calculator

and I will see you later

I'm a smartie because of my brain

and I know this song drives you insane

but I don't CAREEEEEEE

I'm a smartie because I'm smart

and I can sing this song off by heart

Next time I'll sing it slowly

[Song is sung again but slowly. Repeated until I run out of different ways of singing it and I've pissed my brother off]

Now..the moment you have all been waiting for..what stupid song by Misha has reached number 1?

*drum roll*

DAN DAY!!

Note: This can only be sung on the day Danisnotonfire uploads a video

Dan Day

It's Dan Day

It's Dan Day

The Dan uploads his videooooo

It's Dan Day

It's Dan Day

My favourite day of the week

as well as Tuesday where he does his live SHOOOOOW

I'll be laughing so hard and crying so hard

lying in my bed

and I'll be laughing so hard and crying so hard

I'll hit my head

Then I'll laugh even harder

and cry some more

then my mum will knock on the door

[Raps:]

She'll say what you watching

can I watch too?

I'll say no it's for me

not you

She'll ask

"Why? Is it rude?"

I'll say NO!

But I really mean YES!

But I don't care Coz

I'm a badass

So what if he does

a sexy end screen dance

and swears

to be honest

I DON'T CAREEEE

And that is it for this weeks: Misha's stupid song countdown. Tune in whenever I think of more stupid songs to hear them. Until next time:

LATERZZ

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