25/10/2013

Mother Nature, Kindly piss off.

Periods.

Periods, periods, periods.

Some people know them as these:
But if you hadn't guessed I'm talking about the periods women get every month. Now I hate them. I hate them a lot. A FUCKING LOT. You see, if you're a guy, count yourself lucky, and if you're a girl that hasn't started yet ENJOY THE FEELING OF FREEDOM.

You may be wondering- well what's so bad about periods anyway?

1- THE PAIN OH THE PAIN. Basically just watch this video at around 6 minutes:



It hurts so bad and today was hell for me omg it hurt SO FUCKING BAD.

2- Leaking. Many girls leak while on their period and the worst bit is they can't help it. If their pad dislodges they can't fix it in public or while they're sleeping can they? The amount of underwear I've had to throw away, basically I have to buy a lot of underwear.

3- Your vagina can actually start aching, like literally there is blood just pouring out of it what do you expect.

4- YOUR BOOBS ACHE, LITERALLY I BRUSH MY HAND AGAINST IT AND IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT

5- GUESS WHO'S BACK? ACNE'S BACK BITCHES

6-  You need sweet food to calm you down BUT WE HAVE NONE WAH

7- Us women get a whole more angry when we have our periods

8- Lastly THIS HAPPENS EVERY MONTH FROM AROUND THE AGE OF 8-16 ALL THE WAY TIL 40-50 SIGH.

I'm on my period if you haven't guessed.

I would apologise but no periods are a part of a ladies life and idk why people get so worked up over it. Unless they're complaining, when it comes to periods COMPLAIN ALL U WANT MY LITTLE CHILDREN COMPLAIN UR HEARTS OUT.

Minoo xo

3 comments:

  1. When I have my ipad again I'll have to reply to this comment a link that I found one of the many times this year that I have had a REALLLLLY BAD menstrual cycle. Every single thing that I have tried on there has worked for me, but of course I haven't tried them all.

    For now all I can really tell you Minoo is that in my family (when there were still 3 girls/women living in the house), we use heating pads, and yeah it makes the ~flow~ heavier, but it always made my periods last shorter -- like 5 days -- and now that I don't use a heating pad my period lasts somewhere around 8 days (I have it light unlike my mom and sister but no mercy from cramping and aching and my whole legs being achy, including what you said... UGGGHHH...)--+ after-spotting for around three days.

    <.< Oh god I probably got a bit too personal here... Ehhhh!!~~ Well whatever.

    So HOPEFULLY I CAN POST THAT LINK SOON.
    Adios!~

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    1. PS, and the heat helps a lot with cramps--but at least for me, er... it's a bit of a weird-i-like experience to me that the heat makes it like bubbles are popping inside of your abdomen... I dunno. OKAY, but yeah. (I just wanted to add that.)
      Byyye~ (^^.)
      N~

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    2. I understand your pain omg oh yeah and one thing I forgot

      IRREGULAR CYCLE

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