Twitter Rant

You may or may not know that I have a twitter, but recently it is starting to annoy me for a number of reasons. Some reasons have annoyed me for quite some time and others have began recently. Let's begin the ranting.

Before I begin please put on the safety wear-

Ear plugs. I don't trust myself ranting. If you have one at hand you should also hold a shield. Some times I get so annoyed I throw things and let's just say I don't let the laptop screen and the neverending internet stop me from passing the objects through the screens into your bedroom. Or where ever you may be sitting reading this. ANYWAY the actual rant will commence in.

"Tumblr" Twitter accounts:

If you don't know what I mean by that- It's those twitter accounts that go by the name of tumblr or tumblr edits or funny tumblr which I find pointless. If I want funny tumblr posts I WOULD GO ON TUMBLR. It's a unoriginal way of getting followers and downright idiotic. So you have a few thousand followers? For what copying and pasting? Get a life.

Not only are they pointless but they aggravate me cos I see twitters who are actually funny and original and should totally have at least over 1,000 followers but they don't while these dickheads have 

• 861,454FOLLOWERS

Like well done you can copy and paste, you don't deserve 800,000 followers for it though

"Funny" Twitter accounts:

These accounts are actually quite funny (yet also unoriginal) but it's not the lack of creativity that annoys me about these types of twitters oh no. They are the twitters that are all fine BUT

they have their name as "Kim Kardashian" or something to gain followers.

NO NO NO. What is the point? So you promoted yourself well done, gold star to you. But I doubt you'd have half your followers if you had a normal name.

Wait sorry what was that? The whole point is you have a load of followers?

Umm sorry to break it to you, but if you think having a ton of followers is important then damn son you need to get off twitter you greedy little fuck. 

Spam accounts:

In all the different social media I use, I have never encountered as much spam as I do on twitter.

You could tweet something like:

"I really wish I had more money, I really want to buy a cute top"

and you could get 3 spam messages.

One who just tweets anyone who uses the word money in their tweets saying:

"JOIN [RANDOM LINK] TODAY AND YOU COULD EARN LOADS OF MONEY!"

Then another that tweets anyone who uses buy in their tweets:

"To be in with a chance of winning a holiday enter this comp"

Then another saying:

"Wanna get slim fast? Use quickyslim today"

LIKE STOP.

Woo that feels much better. 

Until next time,

Minoo