Life's unanswerable questions

Recently I was watching some old Danisnotonfire videos when I'm stumbled on one called: Life's unanswerable questions.

These are those questions that think you will do this:

at the sight of them, when in actual fact your face is just like:

Now that video sparked my interest so I looked up some more websites and thought I'd have a go at answering some of
LIFE'S UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS.
DUN DUN DUN!!

Side note: If you have any answers for the ones I couldn't answer or any other logical answer for it feel free to comment them below. Enjoy me get angered over stupid shit. Here goes:

The first set of questions are from HERE

• Can you cry under water?

No

• why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Because square boxes are easier to stack while it's easier to roll out dough into circles

• What's the difference between a novel and a book?

A novel is a story while a book is the actual object. You could have a non fiction book, a Holy book. A novel is another way of saying story.

• If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Probably not why would they waste time and electricity???

• if a person owns a piece of land, do they own it to the centre of the earth?

Yes. Because what if they want to make an underground bunk. They can.

• if you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

No because a hot pocket refers to microwave dinners. The word hot in hot pocket isn't an adjective meaning the only adjective is cold thus it doesn't make it just a pocket.

• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because it probably needs oxygen to react with it to cause it to stick.

• Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

To make a profit

• Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?(

Spongebob's mum was getting busy with another sponge.

• Does a two-humped camel store more fat than a one-humped camel?

Yes, things that are larger generally have more capacity to store stuff. Why do you think women's breasts grow when they're pregnant? To store milk. Same situation just with humps and fat.

• If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

If you put make up on a women when she's pregnant does her baby become beautiful? Thought not.

• Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

Because you're an idiot and took the word "duck" out of context to make it sound like they're talking about the bird. WHEN SOMEONE SAYS DUCK THEY ARE TELLING YOU TO BEND BUT CHICKENS ARE USUALLY AFRAID OF EVERYTHING SO WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU A CHICKEN THEY'RE CALLING YOU A WIMP.

• If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

The patient since the doctor suddenly DIED. Why the fuck would anyone try to revive a dead man instead of help a man that could survive.

• Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

Because it has a cute tune. 

• If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

She bathes in your blood for being a prick thinking you're all smart.

• If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

Yes they would obviously I mean what if their hair goes into your food(!) are you fucking serious there is no damn hair.

• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Because we're bored.

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Because we have proof that there are four billion stars, there is no proof that the paint is wet or it has dried.

• If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

You would be dead

• If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

1) Some people like ketchup on fries, 2) mashed potato is boiled not fried. different tastes.

• Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

No

• If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? 

Yes

• If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

Blinking, you kinda need the other open to wink

• If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

It's a figure of speech so no

• Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

They are trying to shield their face you dumbass

• How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?

Maybe they did eat it.

• How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

I have no idea because in England we go to class when the bell goes so you're asking the wrong person.

• How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Because you're age is from the moment you're born.

• Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

Yes

• How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Like you said they're deep fried. So much oil and fat.

I wasn't really bothered to answer more plus half of them are more like jokes.

Minoo