A new month a new confusion

April is now upon us, well for me, dunno about you since time zones. But yeah April is here. Let's start off with a simple:

Pinch. Punch. First day of the month. (No returns)

Also a little April Fools:
I have friends (hahaha)
I own money (hahaha)
I am funny (hahaha)

Now on the topic of April I have realised that essentially Easter is a time where we rejoice and come together, to bond over the hardships poor Jesus had to go through with the whole crucifixion thing by eating chocolate for a whole weekend.

Like literally how did that happen? How did we go from Jesus sacrificing himself for forgiveness of others (or so Christians believe) to lets just stuff our faces with chocolate and get away with it.

I kid you not, Easter is like the only time you can get away with binge eating chocolate.

Any other time of the year:

Person: What did you do over the weekend?

Me: Ate chocolate

Person: Wtf is that all?

Easter:

Person: What did you do over the weekend?

Me: Ate chocolate

Person: Me too!

Like the logic behind easter eggs and chocolate eggs doesn't even make sense.

Would someone like to enlighten me please?

Thanks

-Minoo 

Spoopy Halloween

Happy Halloween guys!

Not a big post just wanted to say Happy Halloween really.

Enjoy this screamo cover of This is Halloween though.

Oh look it's July

Hello there, so if you've looked at your calender you'd have noticed it's JULY


(oh shit need to change the month on mine)

Well July is probably one of my favourite months, start of summer holidays, everything chilled and fun and you know everything is cool.

Not only that but Ramadan starts on the 10th of July and that's going to be fun and I have some awesome days planned out.

HOWEVER Downsides:

I am boiling right now..ugh

(I might do a proper July post in the morning kinda tired now..Sorry bye for now)

WTF It's June already??

So I wake up in the morning take a look at my calender and then fucking realise it's June.

now I guess most of you are thinking "Yay a month closer to summer. Can't wait to leave school"

Well that's good for you. But I must tell you that it's the opposite for me. I don't want it to be June. WHY?

7th June- Spanish Listening Mock
12th June- Spanish Reading Mock
18th/19th June- Actual Drama GCSE
21st June- Calculator and Non-Calculator Maths Mock
25th June- English Mock
27th June- 2 Triple Science Mocks

I also have Sports Day and that sucks bc I don't like doing sports. Last Year I tried to do 1000 metres and nearly collapsed. Not doing that again. (I probably will though bc yolo)

(I'm joking please don't kill me)

But yeah only good thing is it's my 1 year anniversary of having this blog in 6 days!!! I'm going to make a post for that (it'll probably be late but look out for it)

Also if I don't make many posts this month it's because mocks.

That's all really, here's a list of the posts I made in May if you want to see them.

GERARD GROVES FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER OMG
Video
someone hELP I'M GOING INTO FANGIRL OVERLOAD
DAN AND PHIL WON A FUCKING AWARD OMG HELP ME
Could you get anymore spoilt??
3 day weekend
BYE APRIL

BYE APRIL

Hey so I haven't posted in a few days..not even going to explain myself- something you're gonna have to get used to kay?

ANYWAY- SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO APRIL IS OVER, in like half an hour for me and what comes next?

OH YES MOTHERFUCKING MAY!

Now I like May for several reasons:

1. It's the borderline between Spring and Summer so the weather is usually nice and cool. Not too hot, not too cold
2. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN MAY. The 12th you know, if you wanted to drop by a message or something ;)
3. All the plants start growing and it smells nice
4. It's just generally a nice time

HOWEVER: I have mock exams this year D: mostly in June though

AND I HAVE FUCKING WORK EXPERIENCE IN JULY WHICH I HAVEN'T FOUND YET BECAUSE EVERYONE KEEPS TURNING ME DOWN FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

Yeah that's all BYEEEEEEEEEEEE