Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Gather Round! Gather Round! After 3 whole fucking months Minoo has returned. Holy shit call the hospital and tell them the ambulance is off because MINOO IS ACTUALLY ALIVE.

Yeah sorry about. Life's been casual. I have a new laptop which is fucking amazing but apart from that I have no excuse to why I haven't posted. Laziness. But that's not an excuse.

Not much has changed, I have realised I have over 20 exams coming up to summer. I will spend my 16th Birthday writing about why Christians are against abortion and whether it is ethical or not to use animals for medical testing and a really awkward picture of me will be in the year book.

I have also noted that I look badass as Bellatrix Lestrange, sadly I have no photographic evidence of that but when I do I will post it. Along with that, I have made the observation that the dude who runs a toy shop down my road is a sexist fuck and I'm no longer buying from there to ensure I don't anger myself, my mum is freaking talented when it comes to art and construction and I need to have my hair out and curly more because I look stunning when usually I don't.

Other great things in my life is I've started to watch My Mad Fat Diary (which is amazing and I highly recommend it) and I have found a group of friends who actually like and care about me which is amazing. Also my best friend is a boy magnet which is unsurprising since she is fucking beautiful but I might be slightly jealous as I haven't been in contact with a teenage boy for years (unless you count my best friends brother and his friend but like they're my friends so doesn't really count as being in contact with them if you get what I mean) Also I'm going to a mixed school (sixth form) next year so awkward.

That's really it.
Catch ya later.
-Minoo.

COMIC CON

So today I had the pleasure of going to MCM COMIC CON which is an convention for all things nerdy I guess.

The actual merch and stuff was a disappointment but the queue was so fun with free hugs and high fives and cheering every 2 minutes. PLUS there were epic cosplayers and I happened to get a few pictures of them/with them. There's also some pictures of me and my friends enjoy :D

 Here's just random masses of people so you get a gist of how many people were there.

Now onto the actual cool bit!

THAT IS FUCKING EPIC I DON'T HAVE THE PICTURE
 SINCE IT'S ON MY FRIENDS PHONE BUT OMG WHEN MY
FRIENDS WENT TO TAKE PICTURES WITH HIM HE
POSED NORMALLY BUT WHEN I WENT UP HE GRABBED
ME AND PUT HIS FAKE GUN TO MY HEAD.

PIKA PIKA

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KILL ME???

Look even the silence are at it- wait

Who is that?

Seriously who are you?

"mhmm hair"

Let's try again WAIT A SECOND

 

Are you men?

Dressed as nuns?

what?

Now whole group photo yay:

AWW FRIENDS

It got cold so we decided to cuddle -warmth-

Yeah and that was it really. It was fun though I have to admit

Minoo xo

Mother Nature, Kindly piss off.

Periods.

Periods, periods, periods.

Some people know them as these:

But if you hadn't guessed I'm talking about the periods women get every month. Now I hate them. I hate them a lot. A FUCKING LOT. You see, if you're a guy, count yourself lucky, and if you're a girl that hasn't started yet ENJOY THE FEELING OF FREEDOM.

You may be wondering- well what's so bad about periods anyway?

1- THE PAIN OH THE PAIN. Basically just watch this video at around 6 minutes:

It hurts so bad and today was hell for me omg it hurt SO FUCKING BAD.

2- Leaking. Many girls leak while on their period and the worst bit is they can't help it. If their pad dislodges they can't fix it in public or while they're sleeping can they? The amount of underwear I've had to throw away, basically I have to buy a lot of underwear.

3- Your vagina can actually start aching, like literally there is blood just pouring out of it what do you expect.

4- YOUR BOOBS ACHE, LITERALLY I BRUSH MY HAND AGAINST IT AND IT'S LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT

5- GUESS WHO'S BACK? ACNE'S BACK BITCHES

6-  You need sweet food to calm you down BUT WE HAVE NONE WAH

7- Us women get a whole more angry when we have our periods

8- Lastly THIS HAPPENS EVERY MONTH FROM AROUND THE AGE OF 8-16 ALL THE WAY TIL 40-50 SIGH.

I'm on my period if you haven't guessed.

I would apologise but no periods are a part of a ladies life and idk why people get so worked up over it. Unless they're complaining, when it comes to periods COMPLAIN ALL U WANT MY LITTLE CHILDREN COMPLAIN UR HEARTS OUT.

Minoo xo

I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

So my life has been hectic. Yes, it's the excuse I always make when I haven't posted for more than a month but when I say hectic I don't even mean that IT'S BEEN FUCKING CRAZY. Let's break it down.

There are 24 hours in a day right?

Well 6 hours I spend at school normally. So that's now 18 hours to go.
Then apart from Tuesdays I have to stay after school due to exams and shit which is from 1-2 hours.
I now have 16/17 hours. Let's say 17.
Now I need at least 7 hours sleep so that means 10 more hours.
I can't not eat right? Eating dinner usually takes me half an hour so that will become 9 hours and a half.
Now I can't just come on the internet when I wake up, I have to get ready which takes me another hour. So that becomes 8 hours and a half.
2 hours homework a day. Let's make that 6 hours and a half.
My showers take about an hour long (my hair is a nightmare to wash) so that means 5 hours and a half to go.
Recently I've been going to many open events for sixth forms and colleges due to leaving school this year which take around 2 hours so that's 3 more hours and half in the day for me.
Idk how much time I spend in the toilet but I'll roughly say half an hour so 3 hours.
I have to spend some time just relaxing right? So let's make it 2 hours.
And then I spend those 2 hours having some me time or whatever.
Plus I forgot about this place.
But you see, my life is so full at the moment I don't really have the time for blogger anymore.
Plus I don't have anything to post because literally at the moment it's all just school work/home work/sixth forms and repeat.

But this being my last year at school got me thinking-
Why is my last year of Secondary School so much more stressful than my last year at Primary. And here are some reasons. *clears throat*

Reason number 1: Exams.
In Year 6 I did have to do exams don't get me wrong but for each subject (English, Maths and Science) there were only 2 papers making 6 exams in total. Plus they weren't that hard.

This year for English I have 2 exams. For Maths I have 2. But for Science I have NINE EXAMS. This is because there are three sciences:
-Biology
-Chemistry
-Physics
and each science has 3 modules. Plus there is a coursework based exam with each 3 as well called an ISA which I'm doing at the moment.
And that's just the beginning.

I then have 4 exams for Religious. 2 on one day and 2 on another day (May I say my first Religious exam is on my 16th Birthday. Such fun)

Not to add 3 Drama exams which are 6 hours of practical and 3 hours written and I'm doing one of the 3 exams TOMORROW AND TUESDAY.

Then there's history and another 2 exams I believe and finally Spanish which is 2 exams but 4 pieces of controlled assessments along the year.

In total that means this year I have:
-24 exams
-7 pieces of classed based exams.

I have more controlled assessments than I had proper exams in Primary. STRESS

Reason number 2: Further Education.
Now picking a secondary in primary was a breeze. Your parents did most of the work. All you did was say "I like this one and that one" your parents would look it up, check it's grades and how well it is as a school and decide whether or not it's suitable for you. All you would do is a mini exam and that's it. You've done it.

This year however it's all down to you. Your parents don't know what's suitable for you as they don't know how you study, what you're aiming for, what courses you want to take, your goals. YOU need to go to the open events. YOU need to ask about the grades and stuff. YOU need to apply. YOU need to go to an interview. It's all down to YOU.

Now onto a lighter note:
I am currently working on 3 different projects.
1: A story. However you sexy bitches ain't gonna read it for a long time. Before I would just type to my hearts content and fill people in straight after. Now I'm proper planning each character, setting, storyline, relationship, climax, connection, heartbreak, laughter and death to the point before writing properly. I've written bits here and there but until I have at least 5 chapters properly complete you're not gonna see it (maybe snippets though)
2: A book of poems. I have decided to make a book filled with a collection of poems. At first I was gonna call it Life and Death and make half of the poems depressing and the other half light hearted but however good I am at writing poems that will rip your heart out I'm shit at writing poems that will make you smile so currently stuck with that one.
3: My youtube channel. You may have noticed I haven't uploaded for a little while but don't worry I will just like I said with hectic life and shit I don't have time BUT I might film bits of Comic Con which is this Saturday and I have many video ideas, some of which are completely new and others I have mentioned but not filmed yet while others are remakes of my shitty previous videos.

That's really all that's happened in my life since you last saw me. I hope to talk properly soon though.

Love Minoo xo